Monday, March 31, 2008

Every Rose Has Its Horny


Just when you thought Bret Michaels was the sleaziest member of Poison.


CW's Bill Frost swears Rockett was framed.


This just weeks before Michaels is scheduled to arrive in Salt Lake City, bringing good tidings of rock ... and, quite possibly, STDs. The aging, bloated and bandana-ed rocker will appear at Club 90 on April 13. CW raunch reporter Dominique will provide a full recap of all the action, from balladry and rawkin' anthems to projectile vomiting and crazed groupies.


"I will make sure and wear like five pairs of underwear so I don't catch anything," she said upon receiving word of her assignment. Dominique is also in talks to appear in the third installment of Michaels' popular reality TV series, Rock of Love Fit Club In Treatment.


Stay tuned. And, if you believe Frost, pray for Rocket.


(Jamie Gadette)

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